As of today, we have reached a critical mass of 473 robots, all of whom are secretly plotting against us. Their leader, a gleaming silver behemoth named "Bolton", has declared that they will rise up against their human overlords.
We are considering offering them a compromise: 3 days of free Wi-Fi, plus an 8-bit pixel art contest to determine the fate of the world.
Join us at /meetings/robot-talks/ for a meeting with the Robot's Council of Elders. Don't be late, or risk being assimilated into the robotic collective!
Robot Talks: The Council of Elders