"A well-placed meme is like a well-placed nuclear strike: it can bring the house down, but only if executed with precision." - The Great Overlord
"I don't pay my employees to think, I pay them to make me look good. If they want to think, they should have started a blog." - The Great Overlord
"My kingdom for a functioning elevator. Is that too much to ask?" - The Great Overlord
"I have a meeting with my accountant. Wish me luck." - The Great Overlord
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." - The Great Overlord
"I'm not a morning person. I'm not a night person. I'm a 'whenever the coffee kicks in' person." - The Great Overlord