Solutions for the Coffee Apocalypse

It's official: the coffee is gone. The apocalypse is nigh.

We've assembled the best team of experts to help you survive this bleak future. Our solutions will be presented in a series of high-stakes, heavily-caffeinated meetings.

• Plan B: Infiltrate the Squirrel Community
• Plan C: Use the Power of Bacon
• Plan D: Negotiate with the Raccoons

Don't forget to bring your own coffee (just kidding, you won't have any).

Meetings are held every Tuesday at 2:00 PM in the conference room of doom.

See Meeting Minutes