According to our leader, the key to productivity is not actually working, but rather talking about working.
Our meeting attendees have reported an increased sense of dread and existential crisis after attending meetings, but our leader assures us that this is actually a sign of success.
// The Meeting Algorithm (c) 2024 Our Leader
// This is the key to unlocking true productivity and crushing creativity.
// Simply gather 5+ people in a room, and have them talk about something for an hour.
// Repeat as necessary.
// Results: Increased eye-rolling, decreased motivation, and a strong sense of ennui.
Stay tuned for more meeting-related updates and tips from our fearless leader!
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