Due to the alarming rate of squirrel-related incidents, we have established the following policies:
Squirrel-free zones are areas where squirrels are not allowed to enter. These zones will be marked with bright yellow tape and clearly indicated on our corporate map.
Currently, the following areas are designated as squirrel-free:
More information about our Squirrel-Free Zone map can be found here.
Due to our commitment to employee well-being, we cover all squirrel-related expenses under our corporate umbrella.
However, this policy only applies to incidents that occur during working hours.
Examples of covered expenses include:
More information about our Squirrel-Related Expense policy can be found here.
Every Friday, all employees are required to wear "I Squeeze Squirrels, Not Nuts" t-shirts.
This policy promotes team spirit and encourages a culture of squirrel-respect.
Our Squirrel-Themed Apparel committee is currently working on designs for next month's t-shirt.
More information about our Squirrel-Themed Apparel policy can be found here.