Meetings: Our Methods - Standard Procedure

Step 1: Inception of the Meeting (Pre-Meeting Meeting)

We begin by calling a meeting to discuss the meeting. This ensures that everyone is on the same page... or not.

Step 2: Agenda Creation - The Art of Saying Nothing

Our team of expert meeting architects craft an agenda that's as clear as mud.

Step 3: Attendance - The Roll of the Dice

We roll the dice to see who's in attendance. It's a real nail-biter!

prophets of meetings past, who have guided us through the ages of unnecessary meetings.

Step 4: The Actual Meeting - Where the Rubber Meets the Floor

This is the moment of truth. Where the meeting leaders lead the pack, and the pack... well, does something.