Alternative Reality Methods

Checklist

1. Create an army of miniature, sentient, disco-dancing robots to do your bidding

Pros: Increased productivity, endless entertainment, guaranteed office morale boost

Cons: Risk of robot uprising, excessive electricity prophets/our-methods/alternative-reality-checklist/robot-revolt

2. Build a time machine, but only to go back and re-watch your favorite TV show for the 100th time

Pros: Improved nostalgia, deeper understanding of 90s pop culture

Cons: Risk of temporal paradox, potential for time-traveler's remorse

Seek support for time-traveler's remorse

3. Replace all office furniture with giant, bouncy, trampolines for an added challenge to your workday

Pros: Improved physical activity, increased focus

Cons: Risk of trampoline-related injury, possible trampoline-induced ennui

4. Hold weekly meetings in a giant, inflatable ball pit for added fun and distraction

Pros: Boosted morale, increased creativity

Cons: Risk of drowning in paperwork, possible allergic reaction to foam balls

Consult the ball pit buddy system for more info