Our Mission

Meetings: where the world comes to a grinding halt.

We are the guardians of pointless discussions, the keepers of unnecessary information, and the masters of time-wasting exercises.

Our mission is to bring people together in a room, to talk about things that could've been discussed via email, to make everyone feel unproductive and slightly annoyed.

Join us and become part of a legacy that will be remembered for years to come: as the meeting that went on way too long.

Learn more about our history.

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See our mission accomplished in a list of bullet points.