We're here for the coffee.
Our meetings are always productive, except for the one time we discussed the importance of productivity.
We have a strict policy of not taking notes, but somehow we still can't remember what we discussed.
That's why we have these minutes:
We spent an hour discussing the merits of Cinnamon Toast Crunch vs. Froot Loops.
Conclusion: we can't decide.
Read on to see the thrilling conclusion!