We're not just a group of people gathered in a room, we're a force of nature. We're like a tsunami of productivity, crashing down on the shores of reality. Our meetings are not just meetings, they're experiences.
We're the masters of the art of doing absolutely nothing. Our motto is not just a phrase, it's a way of life.
To make meetings so long and so pointless that we'll have to invent a new word for "productive".
To create a meeting culture that's so toxic, people will start wearing Hazmat suits to work just in case.
To turn the concept of "work-life balance" into a distant memory, like the feeling of happiness.