Point Five: "We're Not Lying, We're Just Highly Paid to Say So"

As decreed by the Great Overlord of Meetings, our sacred motto is a reminder that sometimes, just sometimes, a meeting can be a productive use of time. When the winds of procrastination howl and the siren song of Netflix beckons, our resolve is strengthened by the unyielding resolve of Point Five.

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