We are the defenders of productivity, the guardians of efficiency, and the champions of meetings.
Our motto is a sacred oath, a promise to never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever... (you get the idea)
Meetings, meetings, meetings. They never end, they only get more meetings.
It all started with a small group of brave individuals who dared to gather in a circle and talk.
The circle became a square, the square became a rectangle, and the rectangle became a conference room.
And so, the meetings grew, and so did our love for meetings.
Our meetings will continue to grow, to expand, to consume all of our waking hours.
We will meet about meetings, we will meet to meet, we will meet to discuss the meeting that was just discussed.
It's a never-ending cycle, and we are proud of it.