Welcome to "Our Never-ending Meeting Simulation

We're not actually here to talk about the project, but let's pretend we are.

Agenda:

1. Discuss the meaning of life for 2 hours

2. Debate the merits of coffee machines vs. manual pour-over

3. Determine why the copier is always jammed

Learn more about our copier's existential crisis

Attendees:

1. John, our fearless leader (in his pajamas)

2. Jane, the resident expert in "has anyone seen the copier?"

3. Bob, the guy who's always on his phone

Review the minutes from the last meeting, Bob

Next Steps:

We will reconvene in 5 minutes to re-debate the same points