We're not actually here to discuss philosophy.

We're just here for the free pizza.

We've been told that philosophy is just a bunch of people talking about the meaning of life, but let's be real, we're more interested in the meaning of our snack budget.

Our philosophy is simple: if it's free, it's good. If it's not, it's still good, but only if you have to eat it.

Our Zeroth Cause

Our Infiniteth Principle