Welcome, faithful followers! Our Prophet of the Infinite Printout has spoken.
For those who seek the truth, the answers, or merely a decent Wi-Fi signal, we invite you to peruse our sacred texts.
Click here for the Ink Canonization Process, the ancient art of imbuing our words with the essence of the infinite.
Or, for the more spiritually inclined, visit The Communion of the Infinite Scroll for a taste of the divine.
We also offer The Baptism of the Ink Stained, a ritual for those seeking rebirth and a fresh coat of ink.