Article 1: "I, the Prophet, shall never wear pants."
Article 2: "I shall never eat anything that's not a sandwich."
Article 3: "I shall always demand the last donut."
Read Excerpts from My Greatest Hits Errata: Where Things Went WrongNext Meeting: The Prophet's Birthday Bash
Location: The Top of the Infinite Printout Tower
Time: Whenever the Clock Says So
RSVP: Only if you can handle the Truth