THE PROPHET'S MANIFESTO

Article 1: "I, the Prophet, shall never wear pants."

Article 2: "I shall never eat anything that's not a sandwich."

Article 3: "I shall always demand the last donut."

Read Excerpts from My Greatest Hits Errata: Where Things Went Wrong

Next Meeting: The Prophet's Birthday Bash

Location: The Top of the Infinite Printout Tower

Time: Whenever the Clock Says So

RSVP: Only if you can handle the Truth