Professor McFowlweather is our resident expert on all things poultry. He has predicted with uncanny accuracy the rise and fall of chicken nuggets, the migration patterns of birds, and the exact moment when your cat will knock over a plant.
At the heart of our organization are our expert prophets, who have spent years honing their craft to predict the unpredictable. Meet them below:
Professor McFowlweather is our resident expert on all things poultry. He has predicted with uncanny accuracy the rise and fall of chicken nuggets, the migration patterns of birds, and the exact moment when your cat will knock over a plant.
Dr. Squee is our expert on all things squee. She has predicted the exact number of likes her tweets will receive, the perfect time to post a selfie, and the optimal number of cat videos to watch in one sitting.