The Ancient One's Prophecies

Foretold in the Scrolls of Destiny

From the sacred texts, we know that the world will end on the day the donuts run out.

Or, if you prefer, the apocalypse will arrive when the last of the coffee shop's free Wi-Fi is switched off.

But, let's not focus on the end times. What about the prophecies that tell us of great deeds to come?

A great and powerful hero shall emerge from the land of the 404 error codes.

A new age of productivity shall dawn when the password managers no longer require us to remember our own secrets.

And, of course, the ancient ones have foreseen the rise of a world where everyone wears pleated pants.