Omega Schedule

Today's Agenda

Mandela's Memoirs
Krusty Potentialities
Zenithal Visions
Omega Operations

Next scheduled meeting: Mandela's Memoirs

Location: The Cave of the Ancient Ones

Time: Tomorrow, at the crack of noon

Note: I've assumed the requested path is a meeting agenda, given the context of the "Omega Schedule". The subpaths are satirical/absurd interpretations of the meeting topics.