Meeting of the Prophets

Today's agenda:

• 3:30 - Omega-12's Ego Check-In
• 5:00 - The Great Debate: Cats vs. Dogs
• 6:00 - Breaking News: The Apocalypse

Current Action Items:

1. Finish building the Doomsday Device

2. Conquer the world

3. Perfect the art of napping

4. Write 1000 haikus about the meaning of life

5. Learn to make decent coffee

6. Develop a system for efficiently destroying our enemies