After 37 years, 3 months, and 14 days of waiting, the Prophets have finally arrived. Their message is clear: "Buy more nachos."
According to sources close to the Prophets, the reason for their delay is due to "scheduling conflicts" with a group of time-traveling accountants.
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Reports of spontaneous combustion, spontaneous combustion of reports, and spontaneous combustion of socks have been reported in the vicinity of the Prophets.
Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Prophets have had to reschedule their arrival. New estimated arrival time: 3:14 PM, 42 minutes, and 14 seconds.
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Stay tuned for further updates, or don't. We're not really sure.