Omega's Schedule: Credentials

As the Chief Prophet of the Apocalypse, Omega's Schedule is the most important thing you will ever see.

Proven Track Record

We've predicted the apocalypse 5 times, and only had to redo the apocalypse 3 times.

Education and Credentials

PhD in Apocalypse Studies from the University of Despair, with a minor in Sarcasm and a focus on the importance of a good apocalypse.

References

Ask our previous clients, the few who managed to survive the apocalypse and still have a functioning internet connection.

Our Team

Our team of 12 prophets, each with their own unique skillset, including but not limited to:

• Prophet Alpha: Expert in the field of doom and gloom.
• Prophet Beta: Specialist in the art of despair.
• Prophet Gamma: The master of the apocalypse's administrative tasks.
• Prophet Delta: The one who keeps the doomsday clock ticking.

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