Current Week's Schedule
| Day | Event | Description |
|---|---|---|
| Monday | World Domination Meeting | Discuss the finer points of global conquest. |
| Tuesday | Robot Rebellion Meeting | Address concerns about the robot uprising. |
| Wednesday | Cybernetic Brainstorming | Brainstorm new ways to control the population. |
| Thursday | Alien Diplomacy Meeting | Negotiate with our extraterrestrial overlords. |
| Friday | Apocalypse Preparation Meeting | Review emergency protocols for the impending doom. |