Meeting Minutes of Prophets (MMP)

Omega Schedule Review - 2022

Present: Prophetess of the Golden Scepter, High Priest of the Celestial Order, and Prophet of the Apocalypse.

Agenda: Review of the Omega Schedule for the year 2022.

Review of the Omega Schedule

The Omega Schedule was reviewed in detail, highlighting its many successes and failures. The schedule was implemented with the goal of predicting the end of the world, and while it did not quite deliver, it did manage to predict the end of the water bill.

Successes:

• Correctly predicted the end of summer sales on flip flops.
• Predicted a 90% chance of cat videos going viral.
• Accurately forecasted the rise of pineapple pizza.

Failures:

• Failed to predict the end of the world (again).
• Incorrectly predicted the return of acid wash jeans.
• Underestimated the staying power of fanny packs.

The meeting concluded with a resounding sense of disappointment and a few well-timed eye-rolls. The prophets will reconvene in 2023 to review the new schedule and predict the end of the world once more.

View the 2023 Omega Schedule to see how the prophets did this year.

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