Our Prophets - Omega Schedule

Today's Events:

08:00 AM - Morning Prayer Meeting

Join us for our daily morning prayer meeting, where we'll discuss the meaning of the universe and the impending doom of our enemies.

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12:00 PM - Lunchtime Prophecies

Our prophets will share their latest visions and revelations over a plate of stale sandwiches and lukewarm soup.

See the Future!

03:00 PM - Apocalypse Preparations

Get ready for the end times! Our prophets will guide you on how to stock up on canned goods and build a bunker.

Survival Tips!

Upcoming Events:

Tomorrow: The Final Judgment

Our prophets have foreseen the end of the world as we know it. Don't say we didn't warn you.

The End is Nigh

This Weekend: The Apocalypse Fest

Join us for a weekend of doom-filled activities, including a costume contest and a "guess the prophecy" game!

Party Like It's the End!