Welcome to the most important calendar event of the century! The Second Coming of the Savior has finally arrived, and it's going to be LATE. Like, really late. Like, 'we're still waiting for the apocalypse' late.
As per tradition, we've created a schedule to keep you up to speed with the latest updates from the Savior's entourage. Here's what's happening:
Don't forget to bring your favorite snack, because, let's face it, this is going to be a long haul.
See you soon... or never, depending on the timeline.