Tentative Plans for Omega Schedule

The Omega Schedule is a highly secretive and utterly useless plan for world domination. Or is it? We're still working on that.

Current Status:

• Meetings with our prophets are scheduled for next Thursday
• The world will be taken over by robots in 3.4 days
• Free pizza will be provided for the first 1000 followers

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