Our lead prophet, Zorvath, has been having some issues with his crystal ball. It seems it's been replaced with a Magic 8-Ball that only gives vague answers. As a result, our plans are a bit... tentative.
Current Status: 50% chance of success, 30% chance of failure, 20% chance of getting lost in a vortex of existential dread.
Next Meeting: Tentative Plans 2.1
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