Welcome, faithful followers of Zorvath, the Supreme Prophet! The Omega Schedule, the sacred chronology of the cosmos, has been updated with the latest revelations.
According to our most reliable sources, the universe will end on February 30, 2050, exactly 17 minutes and 32 seconds after the last sunset on the planet Zorvath-6. Don't worry, it's just a coincidence.
As always, our team of expert astro-prophets have worked tirelessly to bring you the most accurate and up-to-date information on the impending apocalypse.
Stay informed, stay vigilant, and remember: the end is near!