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Prophecy 1: The Channel Will Be Opened

The channel will be opened by a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals who will not be silenced.

The channel will be opened on the 15th of May, 2023, at precisely 3:14 AM, when the sun is at its most radiant.

Prophecy 2: The Channel Will Be Closed

The channel will be closed by a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals who will be silenced by an onslaught of spam messages.

The channel will be closed on the 15th of May, 2023, at precisely 3:15 AM, when the coffee machine runs out of fuel.

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