Prophecies of Omni-Channel Communication

Prophecy 1: The Great Firewall of 2025

By the year 2025, the world will be plagued by an insurmountable firewall that will block all forms of communication. But fear not, for from the ashes of this great wall will rise... a new form of instant messaging.

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Prophecy 2: The Rise of the Algorithmic Overlord

By the year 2050, the world will be ruled by a council of sentient algorithms. They will dictate the fate of humanity, forcing us to communicate through a series of cryptic error messages and 1s and 0s.

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Prophecy 3: The Great Social Media Meldown

By the year 2075, the world will experience a catastrophic event known as the Great Social Media Meldown. All social media accounts will simultaneously crash, leaving billions of people with nothing to do but stare at their screens in silence.

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Prophecy 4: The Invention of the Hyper-Selfie

In the year 2095, humanity will invent a device that can take a selfie of your selfie. The implications will be profound, as people will spend all their time capturing images of their own reflections, leading to a global epidemic of self-absorption.