Confidential Meeting Minutes - Our Secret Handshake

Top Secret Meeting Minutes, Eyes Only

Attendees:

John D. "The Handshaker" Smith, Jane Q. "The Whistleblower" Doe, Bob "The Spy" Johnson

Agenda:

1. Infiltrate the Ministry of Silly Walks

2. Steal the secret recipe for the world's most delicious nachos

3. Discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything

Decisions:

We decided to go with plan A: Infiltrate the Ministry of Silly Walks using our secret handshake.

Next Meeting: Tomorrow at 3:14 PM.

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