Why did the chicken cross the road?

It's a question that has puzzled scholars and laymen alike for centuries.

To get to the other side, where the grass is always greener and the Wi-Fi is free.

Or maybe it just wanted to get away from the farmer's constant "egg-laboration" and "milk-umental" demands.

But in all seriousness, we're still waiting for an official answer from the Chicken Union.

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