Our Subsidiaries: Bonus Entitlements

Beneath the Surface: Uncovering the Secret Bonuses

What's a Subsidiary, Anyway?

It's a fancy way of saying "our company's other company"! But don't worry, we're not just a faceless, soulless corporate drone. Oh no! We have a heart, and that heart is full of bonus entitlements!

• Free Coffee - Because adulting is hard
• Flexible Scheduling - You know, for all those times you need to schedule your schedule
• On-Site Gym - So you can work on your beach body while you're working

And that's not all! We're also offering a special bonus entitlement for those who can recite the company motto backwards: "We're not a cult, but we're not not a cult."

Secret Bonus for those who can prove it