Minutes for our never-ending meeting with our subsidiaries:
Subsidiary 1: "I'll never drink it, it's too bitter."
Subsidiary 2: "No way, it's my favorite! Pass the creamer."
Subsidiary 3: "I've been reading the same meeting minutes for years."
Subsidiary 4: "I've been trying to find the end, but it's like searching for a pot of gold."
Subsidiary 5: "We're all trapped in this never-ending cycle."
Subsidiary 6: "But someone has to keep the minutes, and that someone is me."