Our Meeting is a Black Hole of Despair

A meeting so soul-crushingly dull, it'll suck the joy from your existence and leave you feeling like a hollow shell of your former self.

We take pride in our meetings, where the only excitement comes from wondering who's going to be late and how long it'll take for the coffee machine to dispense its lukewarm swill.

Our team of highly trained (and highly caffeinated) professionals will lead you through a journey of discovery, where the only discovery will be that you've wasted another 2 hours of your life.

Join us, and experience the thrill of:

• Unending PowerPoint presentations
• Endless discussions on irrelevant topics
• The agony of being forced to attend while your favorite TV show is on
• And, of course, free donuts (but only if you sit through a 3-hour discussion on the importance of "synergy" in the modern workplace)

What happens when you run away from the meeting (Warning: it's not as fun as it sounds)
See the meeting minutes from our last meeting ( Spoiler: they're just a bunch of random words and numbers)
Take a look inside our meeting room ( Warning: it's just a picture of a blank white wall)