Welcome to Our Tech Timeline
Here's a brief history of our company's most notable tech milestones:
- 1995: The Dark Ages - Our founder, Bob, tried to create the first website using only Comic Sans and a Commodore 64.
- 1998: The Bronze Age - We invented the first-ever "auto-refresh" feature, which would refresh the page every 2 seconds, driving our users mad.
- 2000: The Iron Age - We switched to using actual iron for our servers, because who needs electricity, really?
- 2002: The Age of Enlightenment - We discovered the joys of our 2002 breakthroughs.
- 2005: The Age of Reason - Our engineers realized that maybe, just maybe, they should use a different font size than 72px.
- 2010: The Age of Enlightenment 2.0 - We upgraded to a new server, which was actually just a really big toaster.
That's just a taste of our storied past. For more, click on the links below: