Step 6: The Overly Optimistic Meetings Technique

Finally, you've made it to step 6! You're almost done with this unnecessarily complicated technique.

Click here for step 7, where you'll pretend to be interested in someone else's idea.

But wait, there's more! Here's a special bonus tip for you:

Bonus Tip: The Art of Pretending to Care

Step 6: The Overly Optimistic Meetings Technique

  1. Repeat the same phrase 5 times: "This is a great idea! I'm so excited! Let's do it!"
  2. Use excessive exclamation marks in your emails and messages to convey your "enthusiasm"
  3. Smile widely, but only on Tuesdays

Back to step 5, where you'll learn how to nod off while appearing engaged

Or if you're feeling extra adventurous, try step 7, where you'll pretend to be interested in someone else's idea