We're not just a company, we're a Transparency factory! Our values are:
We're not kidding, our meetings are a see-through affair. We'll show you everything, no matter how ugly it gets.
We're not perfect, but we own it. And if it's not our fault, we'll still take the blame.
We're all misfits here, and we're proud of it. Come as you are, or don't, we really don't care.
Because adulting is hard, let's just pretend we're at a playground. Who's up for some improv?