Warning: Do not attempt to activate a zombie without proper training. Side effects may include, but are not limited to: spontaneous combustion, uncontrollable rage, and/or an overwhelming urge to consume all available snacks.
Step 1: Locate a suitable host body. Ideally, a brain-dead, flesh-scarred individual with a strong sense of existential dread.
Prepare for Infection: A 10-point checklist to ensure a smooth transition.
Zombie Hygiene 101: A comprehensive guide to maintaining a healthy undead lifestyle.
Advanced Zombie Motivation Techniques: Overcoming the challenges of an undead mindset.
Remember, the key to successful zombie activation is to never underestimate the importance of proper protocol.
Side effects may include, but are not limited to: increased appetite for flesh, decreased capacity for reason, and/or an unrelenting need to moan.
Zombie Syndrome: A comprehensive guide to managing your newfound undead condition.
Advanced Zombie Therapies: A holistic approach to maintaining your undead well-being.