Meet the experts who can predict the exact moment when a zombie outbreak will occur. Because who doesn't love a good apocalypse?
Expertise: Zombie horde trajectory analysis, undead sociology
Zara Jackson, a renowned zombie expert with a Ph.D. from the University of Undisclosed, has been tracking the undead for over a decade. Her team of analysts have pinpointed the exact coordinates for the next outbreak. They'll give you a 99.9% guarantee (plus a 1% chance of being wrong, but hey, who's counting?)
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