As a member of the Zombie Predictor Team, it is your sacred duty to attend all weekly meetings, no matter what.
Why, you ask?
Because, let's be real, the apocalypse is coming. We have to make sure we're all on the same page, or rather, the same crypt, when the undead rise.
So, here's the deal:
* Arrive on time. Don't make us wait for you. We have important things to discuss, like our escape routes and the best ways to dispatch a zombie with a golf club.
* Be prepared. Bring your A-game, your B-game, and your C-game. You never know when the zombies will show up and start demanding our attention.
* Don't get too attached to your colleagues. They may become zombies, and we can't have that kind of drama in the office.
* Take notes. We don't want to have to repeat ourselves when the world is overrun and our only hope for survival is the notes we took in our pre-apocalyptic meetings.