Our Ancient Forebodings
We're not really sure why, but it seems that the world is ending in 4.5 weeks. Maybe it's the impending doom of our 401k plans, or possibly the rise of our nemesis, the Coffee Overlord. Either way, our Ancient Forebodings team is on it.

Our Predictions:

Meet the Team:

Disclaimer: Our predictions are completely made-up and not actually based on any real events or data. But hey, they're entertaining, right?