Our Methodology: Because Zombies Are a Serious Business

Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated experts use a variety of methods to predict zombie outbreaks.

Step 1: Gather Data - We scour local news reports, academic studies, and our extensive collection of zombie fiction novels for signs of impending doom.

Step 2: Model the Apocalypse - Using our proprietary "Zombie-ometer" software, we create predictive models based on historical data and hypothetical scenarios.

See how it works | And then there's Step 3

Disclaimer: Our models are not actually accurate. We're just winging it.