Over-Caffeinated Meetings: Adjournment Strategy

Warning: This page is for those who have reached peak human productivity

When your meetings have reached critical mass, and the only way to keep going is to drink an entire pot of coffee, we recommend the following adjournment strategies:

• Mid-Meeting Reality Check
• Silent but Deadly Deadline
• Emergency Meeting Break

Side Effects:

• Excessive jitters
• Spontaneous combustion of nearby objects
• Increased risk of speaking in tongues

Disclaimer

This page is a satire. Do not attempt to recreate the over-caffeinated meetings described here. Your health and well-being are not worth it.