After conducting our exhaustive, 4-hour meeting, we have compiled the following results:
Most Over-caffeinated Attendee: John, with a total of 5 Red Bulls consumed during the meeting.
Most Creative Use of the Word "Synergy": Jane, for her 12 uses of the word "synergy" in a 5-minute span.
Most Likely to Fall Asleep: Bob, who managed to doze off for 3 minutes without anyone noticing.
See the minutes of the meeting, heavily annotated with doodles
Thanks for playing along, everyone! Don't forget to bring your A-game (and a spare set of contacts) to the next meeting.