Over-Caffeinated Meeting Agenda

This meeting is being held under the influence of an undisclosed number of energy drinks. Please be aware of the potential for excessive enthusiasm and spontaneous outbursts of productivity.

Agenda:

1. 1.5 hours of Caffeine-fueled Discussion
2. Minute-by-Minute Breakdown of the Meeting's Progress
3. Caffeine-Fueled Decision Making: Where Ideas Go to Die

Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed here are those of the over-caffeinated meeting attendees and do not reflect the views of any real-world meeting organizers or participants.

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