Chair: Jane Doe - Chief Decision-Maker and Caffeine-Dependent
| Agenda Item #1 | Decision | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Should we order pizza for the team? | Yes, but only if it's pepperoni | Someone mentioned something about "carbs" |
| Should we take a two-hour break? | No, we're on a deadline! | Someone whispered "I'm going to nap if we don't take a break" |
Note: This meeting was sponsored by Red Bull Energy Drink. Side effects may include: increased heart rate, decreased productivity, and spontaneous combustion.