Over-Caffeinated Meeting Exit Strategy
You're finally free!
Exit Strategy: The 5-Stage Plan
Stage 1:
Discreetly Pretend to Listen
Stage 2:
Burn the Bridges
Stage 3:
Play the Blame Game
Stage 4:
Fake-a-Panic
Stage 5:
Abandon Ship
Or, Just Leave Already
Stage 6:
Just Google it
(or just Google "How to get out of a meeting fast"