Meeting Minutes

Minute 4: The Creeping Dread

Summary of the Situation

This meeting has descended into a pit of despair, and we're all just along for the ride. The CEO has been talking for 3 minutes, 30 seconds, and counting.

Someone, please, for the love of all that is holy, pass the coffee!

Action Items

Action Item 1: The CEO is still talking

We will continue to sit here in silence, praying for the meeting to end.

Action Item 2: The Coffee Machine is Still Broken

We will send a strongly worded letter to the coffee machine repair service, demanding that they fix it immediately.

Next Steps

Someone, anyone, please, for the love of all that is holy, adjourn this meeting!

Adjournment Time:

We will continue to suffer through this meeting until someone gets up and walks out, at which point the meeting will officially end.